Jail Reduces Allen Stanford Reduced to a Shell of Himself
The Cheater Says: Or… maybe, just maybe, that’s not him in jail. Hmmm? He cheated billions… don’t think he could afford a clone? Am I right, Bernie, Kenny-Boy, et al?
Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
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Steroid Doctor Charged, Linked to More NFL, MLB, and PGA Playas (i.e. Tiger)
The Cheater Says: Nothing to see here. Move along. No reason to question everything you’ve ever believed. Just keep buying tickets. All is well. Keep it moving.
Feeling Minnesocheat
May 17, 2010
Minnesota’s Madoff & MInnesota’s Guy-Who-Cheated-A-Whole-Lot
The Cheater Says: Not only does the state have those guys and Michelle Bachmann, but next Monday they’ll have me, speaking to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, teaching those pencil pushers how a few “accidental errors” can generate a few million buck$.
Taxes? We Don’t Cheat No Taxes!
May 14, 2010
“Companies Dodge $60 Billion in Taxes Even Tea Party Condemns”
The Cheater Says: Yes, yes, Tea Party, “condemn” us. Then keep protesting against policies which hurt us so we can keep on cheating. Thank you and you’re welcome.
Cheating with your Uncle (Sam)
The Gub’m’nt Doesn’t Regulate Big Bidness
The Cheater Says: So drill, spill, cash out, and chill…
Philadelphia Cheaties
May 13, 2010
“Phillies Are Accused of Stealing Signs Illegally”
The Cheater Says: We already know the Flyers cheat, so why not join the club? Get 2 World Series trips, increase luxury box prices, higher TV revenue, players for 100s of million$… It’s a cheat-win-win-win!
p.s. Best part is the byline of the article: Mike Schmidt.
British Petrolecheat
May 12, 2010
“BP Was Aware Of Cheating On Blowout Preventer Tests”
The Cheater Says: Good for them, cheating to save costs, make money, and oil up some birds.
Alan Cheatspan
May 3, 2010
“Greenspan Wanted Housing-Bubble Dissent Kept Secret”
The Cheater Says: Good for Golum! Preventing dissent and discussion and reason is the only way to protect his Precious.
New York Cheat Festival
April 29, 2010
“Get Rich Cheating Live” was just accepted into the prestigious New York International Fringe Festival.
The Cheater Says: August 2010, all you laid-off bankers, come learn how to get back on your feet (using the feet of all the suckers, schmucks, & taxpayers).
ExxonMoCheat
The Cheater Says: Nice move. Classic “Distract & Destroy.” While everyone’s looking at Goldman, slip a few billion into your offshore subsidiaries… Thanks, in part, to a few billion in offshore subsidies. Hey, those oil spills aren’t going to clean themselve$.