The Cheater Says: Money… the root of all good.
Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
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Misinformation $uperhighway
December 17, 2010
Study Finds FoxNews Viewers Are Most Misinformed
“Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public” – H.L. Mencken
“And lots of folks got rich making sure they stayed unintelligenceablestimated” – The Cheater
These Are a Few of My Favorite Cheats!
December 16, 2010
The Cheater Says: Rachel Maddow, “Today In Cheating,” and rightfully calling out the J-E-T-S Suck! Suck! Suck! ? It’s a triple cheat score!
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Cheating inside an enigma wrapped around a conundrum
Investors speculate on claims against Bernie Madoff’s co-conspirators
The Cheater Says: So, let me get this straight: Financial institutions are placing bets on the outcome of legal claims… against financial institutions who placed bets with a man who convinced them he was legally placing bets… in a fund that was basically a series of bets spread across financial institutions… who had placed bets… on the old lady who swallowed a spider to catch the fly?
In any event, sounds like a sure fire way to part some money from some fools then get a sweet severance and a bailout when it all comes crashing down. Kudo$!
Happy Anniversary Everyone!
December 11, 2010
Bernie Madoff was arrested two years ago today.
The Cheater Says: Hold tight, everyone. The trustee seeking money only has until midnight tonight to file lawsuits. (Sure, he’s already hit a bunch of banks, but they’ll just get their political and judicial buddies to retroactively change the filing date). Almost there!
Detail$ Schmetail$
December 2, 2010
The Fed Gave The Financial Industry $3.3 Trillion
The Cheater Says: Um, yeah. Who else is going to keep that money safe from investors, employees, creditors, and taxpayers? Duh.
Whoawhoawhoa… Slow down!
November 22, 2010
The Cheater Says: Hey Mulder & Scully, if you’re looking for your bribe money, we gave it to the Congresspeople. They said they’d deliver your cut. Talk to them. Now scoot, we’ve got 2 and 20 to “earn.”
Cheating In The Year 2011
November 17, 2010
The Cheater was just invited to speak at the Economist’s World in 2011 Conference in New York City.
The Cheater Says: Other speakers – like Bill Clinton, the founder of FourSquare, and the director of MoMa – might be “hotter,” but they won’t make you rich. I will.
Wham Bam, Thank You Cam
November 15, 2010
The Cheater Says: … and once he’s done making million$ for his college, the SEC, the NCAA, the BCS, the major TV networks and their sponsors, he’ll go make a a bundle for himself in the NFL. It’s a cheating win-win-winwinwin.
Crime Pays… In Many Ways
November 3, 2010
Rick Scott Is Florida Governor
The Cheater Says: Recipe for $uccess: A little medicare fraud, a few hundred million dollars, a touch of denial, a sprinkle of ignorance, one serving of incompetent opponent. Set in Florida heat. Wait for state’s abusurdity to absorb. Congrats Mr. Scott! You got rich cheating, got caught cheating, and now got elected cheating! A trifecta of awe$ome! Yum!